Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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