We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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