never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
This toilet bowl is my home.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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