Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
