Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
this boner is exhausting
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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