Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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