Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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