this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I need moral support for this bender
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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