Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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