well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Two words: nipple clamps
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