Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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