i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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