Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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