Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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