He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
