guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Randomize
