need another drink. this is the easiest way
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
