yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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