Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So gin and wine won't be happening again
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
The air taste purple.
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