How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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