In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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