does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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