Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
tell me about the eggs
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