I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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