But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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