I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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