I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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