then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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