I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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