I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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