she is the kim kardashian of front butts
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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