his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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