is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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