He uses pillows to masturbate.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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