I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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