Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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