I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Randomize
