im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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