Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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