Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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