I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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