What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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