Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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