I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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