I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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