garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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