remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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