we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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