Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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