Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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