I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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