I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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